We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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