Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Are my feet made of real feet?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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