Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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