i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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