You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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