That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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