also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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