Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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