Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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