should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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