never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Randomize
