Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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