he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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