I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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