dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
