I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
