Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Found your dick twin last night
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
