so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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