i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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