I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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