We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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