Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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