Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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