u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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