You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Randomize
