a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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