fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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