Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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