Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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