Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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