He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
