Little spoons don't ask big questions
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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