we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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