I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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