if i can run in heels then i can drive
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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