I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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