I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
wrigley field is MILF paradise
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
there is puke in my bra ... again
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