Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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