It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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