Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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