Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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