We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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