google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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