Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I would fuck him just for his dog
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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