alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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