people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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