I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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