I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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