just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
We have started to decorate penises.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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