found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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