Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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